Clase de español
Hola a todos, ya veo vuestro interés por mi idioma, lo cual me alegra porque a mi no me gusta hablar en inglés, así que voy a ayudaros un poco.
En primer lugar, a las chicas españolas no nos enloquece que el chico que tenemos delante al hablar se parezca a JACKIE CHAN. Por ello recomiendo al CONQUISTADOR, en el caso que quiera casarse con una española, que continue con sus estudios y que cuando hable ponga sus manos en los bolsillos, ES LO MEJOR......... ya conoci a un guiri que en lugar de hablar solia hacer baile interpretativo, aunque nunca se sabe.... el tuvo exito.
A vosotras chicas, deciros que en españa los hombres tambien son malos, bueno yo diría que son aun peor que en EEUU, aqui esta especie no evolucionó, aun tenemos entre nosotras al HOMO SAPIENS, algo parecido a Fred Flinstone ( Pedro Picapiedra)
chicas luego continuo ahora tenemos visita, es el HOMO ERECTUS......
LOLA
posted by kate @ 11:21 AM
23 Comments:
im first; im first, where is "soy el conquistador"; sister erin, and the world dam-boozeled runner-up? this blog has really slowed down. has mom cleaned up the language, so all or scared to comment. val
as far as the world dam-boozled runner-up, she's trying to remain a contestant in the "graduate in May 2007 from PT school" contest rather than comment...it's still up in the air!
hello mom, there are a few more pictures posted if you want to check them out. i´m not sure if they are repeats or new so you should check. thanks for getting on top of the package thing too. i can´t wait for it to get here. oh and does it have a tracking number so you guys can see where it is??? just curious. well love you lots oh and is this val, uncle val or valerie? a little confused... and no mom you weren´t critical, definitely just helpful and we are all grateful. love you. and all of you other people too.
hello mom, there are a few more pictures posted if you want to check them out. i´m not sure if they are repeats or new so you should check. thanks for getting on top of the package thing too. i can´t wait for it to get here. oh and does it have a tracking number so you guys can see where it is??? just curious. well love you lots oh and is this val, uncle val or valerie? a little confused... and no mom you weren´t critical, definitely just helpful and we are all grateful. love you. and all of you other people too.
well missy, you should be aware that i am only allowed to blog with the consent of your neighborly cousin in london. my spanish has soooo improved by the visits to this sophisticated, sun-burned, bleached hair color and
"soy whatever" commentary. love ya val
huh?
kate,
it appeared that lola was giving me some very important advice as to the wooing of the spanish lady. i tried a spanish to english online translator, but it didn't work for doodoo. this advice could be crucial in my preperation so it would be very beneficial if you would translate her post for me.
not as far along in his studies as he should be,
soy el conquistador
kate rhymes with translate. coincidence? i think not.
hello to everyone, i see the interest that y´all have for my language which makes me happy because i don´t like to speak english, so i´m going to help you all a little.
First, Spanish chicks don´t go crazy for guys we meet that seem like Jackie Chan (reference to the arm flailing in attempt to communicate). With this is mind, i recommend that El Conquistador, if he wants to marry a Spaniard, continue his studies and when he speaks that he put his hands in his pockets. IT´S THE BEST....... i´ve already met a guiri (foreigner) that instead of speaking usually did interpretive dance, so you never know... he was successful.
To the ladies, i just want to say that in spain as well, men are evil, well i would say that they are even worse than in the U.S. (EEUU), here this species hasn´t evolved, so for us we have a form of HOMO SAPIENS similar to Fred Flinstone.
Ladies we´ll continue later but now we (kate and lola) have visitors. it´s the HOMO ERECTUS.....
(ok so that´s my translation. i think you guys will probably understand more now with this little bit of help. and jay, those online translators... no good!)
hater.
thanks kate and tell lola thanks for the advice.
also, currently my church is doing construction on a new space so i do not have time to study my spanish lessons. it seems that i will just have to get a spanish lady by using my looks. i would like to be loved for my mind, but its not a must. so the new plan is to go to spain, find a nice place to sit, keep my mouth shut and look pretty...the rest should take care of itself.
as far as communication after i have married the lucky lady, i will look at her as though i understand every word she says and nod my head yes or no. 50 / 50 chance...i'll take those odds. to spice things up i will throw in a 'hmmmmm' and maybe an 'ahhhhh' every now and again. this form of communication should not be hard...i have had a couple of dates in recent weeks that have helped me master this type of dialog.
finding it hard to type with my hands in my pockets,
soy el conquistador
that my dear mother, is in fact, the 64,000 dollar question?
quite an odd question.
what i meant to say was...
that my dear mother, is in fact, the 64,000 dollar question.
better? yes, i do believe so.
stay classy san diego?,
soy el conquistador
I love....lamp.
I have some very exciting news: Erin (on piano) and me (on lead vocals) have just added another song to our repertoire, not only will we be performing "A whole new world" from the critically aclaimed book-turned-musical-turned-movie "Aladdin" but we will also performing "The Scarlet Tide" from the Academy-Award winning film "cold Mountain". we can record anyone one a tape who would like a sample of our work.
um...please excuse the sentence structure errors in the previous comment, it was written in the wee hours of the morning when delirium sets in...
she's great, you guys. stop laughing. i'm serious.
oh, and mom - when i read your last comment i was like, "hey mom mispelled peace." haha. yeah, i'm an idiot.
MIERDA! I almost killed Dr. Fryar today. it was a close one. things are better now that i am at daybreak.
I cant wait for you to see our house. I'm not funny when I'm pissed. so, guess that's it. i have a few more things I could complain about but they are not blog appropriate. :0
Love you, miss you, have a great week!
thanks jan. its always nice when someone recognizes your self control. :)
I would like to announce that I now have wireless at my house. This only took about 6 hours and like 3 people. My new best friend is ben who works with april and fixed everything. some people say technology makes everything easier, i submit that it does not!!
ok, have a great weekend. take luck.
Now, I know Kate is on the beach or something like that but I think there should be a rule that you either have to post after so many days or so many comments. and 25 comments is a lot. it takes a minute just to scroll down and see if there is anything new! and i'm sure because of the extended scroll down time, everyone just looks to see how many comments there are and if the number has changed. to those people, i would like to apologize that I am neither kate, nor funny.
According to the blogging rules, "If a blogger accumulates greater than 25 comments regarding his/her current entry and does not post a new entry concurrently, then said blogger may not pass Go and may not collect $200."
this is the end of the commenting on this post... i demand that everyone comment on the new post... love everyone tons.
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