Back from tour
So you know how some bands like to keep everyone updated throughout the duration of their tour. well, i don't. i'm not conforming to what all the other bands do. i'm keepin' it real. one thing i did want to share though are these few quotes which served as inspiration for me every time i went on stage.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
and last but not least:
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
quick erin, destroy that last post's picture!!!
posted by kate @ 7:21 AM
11 Comments:
uh, i would totally classify your blazing rendition of "santuary" as a success.
dang it. "sanctuary"
sorry mom.
here are some quotes i live by:
'two birds; as many stones as it takes to get those little punks. they're always so smug.'
'marking your territory isn't just for dogs'
'tattoos are cool, no matter what your parents say'
'a penny saved is one cent less fun. i don't know about you, but i'm not prepared to deal with less fun.'
'marksmanship is a very important skill. it's right up there with hygiene and car driving.'
'if you get in a fight and your buddy says he has your back, don't trust him. chances are while your getting beat up he's in the back of the bar chatting up your girlfriend.'
'spilling hot coffee in your lap is a bad idea. sure its all fun and exciting at first, but later your crotch is stained brown and your thighs are red. that's not fun or cute.'
those are my keys to success:
what are your's?
hitting the bullseye since 1978,
i'm awesome
Jay, you were born in the 70's?? That's old.
oh! i just remembered one more i live by (some other people, who will remain nameless, could benefit from this one):
'respect your elders because chances are they're lookin' for any excuse to smack a smart-alicky punk like yourself right upside your smart-alicky face.'
old people are out to getcha,
i'm awesome
I don't know much, but what i do know is:
"a rolling stone may not gather moss, but it sure will bite you in the butt going 90 to nothing rolling down a hill"
"Readers are leaders, but slackers get to see all the cool pictures"
"tetherball: the heartbeat of my life"
"the appropriate age for marriage is eighteen for women and thirty-seven for men"
"no one feels as hopeless as the owner of a sick goldfish"
In all I do, missing the marking since 1982,
emily louise
emily, indeed you are a woman of wisdom
God be praised
emily - i'm sitting here at the bsm with tonya and she says to tell you hello and that she misses ya. we can't wait til your home!
awww.. so much love for me on the blog *sigh* makes a girl feel special.. I miss everyone there too!! Tulsa is fabulous, but a girl justs needs some good friends to call it home and there aren't any! (Especially the hater Tulsa Librarians who didn't appreciate my "reading is sexy" shirt...sheesh) Saturday, February 11th, I WILL HOME! much love all
*frustrated sigh* maybe the hater librarians knew deep down that I really can't form a properly structured sentence, i.e. "I Will home!" should have been "I will BE HOME"
Going back to old school, the literal kind,
emily
oh emily while you lament your grammatical errors, it enables people like kate and i (and i'm sure others) to laugh. i mean without that comment i wouldn't have been able to say with a cave womanish grunt "me go home". so thank you emily. even in tulsa you make us laugh. See soon.
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