evidently i have the ganas to be the first commentor. that probably makes me awesome. probably.
happy birthday once again sister. what music did you download with you gift certificate? you'll tell me if you know what's good for you. and, you're 24 now so i hope you do. if you don't...then...grow up.
what's good for the goose is good for the gander, i'm awesome
i am here against my will. Threaten textually by the infamous Mr. Awesome. Although, Kate, that cake does look delightful- so, in the end, my day has been brightened by it's fluffy glow. What more could i ask for?
here's a story for all to enjoy: I ventured out today to work out at the hospital's health club, which i had joined. After checking in, I ask the guy if their is a schedule of aerobic classes offered. He points me in the direction and I grab a couple. Not realizing that there were two different locker rooms for regular work outs and the swimming locker room, I innocently meander into the swimming locker room... hmm... i set down my papers and look around, leave some stuff in there to go work out...An hour later, I walk in to grab my stuff, including my papers, only to find the locker room chock full old women in different stages of nudity. ok..no problem, i'm an adult who has worked in the hospital, i can handle this i think to myself. I'll just quickly grab my papers and leave. As I approach the bench where I left my papers I realize that not only is there a naked old woman there, but her right butt cheek is totally crushing my papers!! Abort! Abort! Forget papers, they are beyond use at this point. So I play the "just checking things out in here" card and dash out as soon as i could.... Moral of the story: don't leave papers lying around, you never know when a naked person is going to sit on them.
PS: I thought this story would be more family friendly than the old man-patient asking me if I THINK he'll be ready to wear his speedo out this summer... how this relates to his KNEE therapy, is beyond my scope of intellect.
happy birthday from your favorite cyberspace uncle, bree is somewhat appalled by the language found on this blog, she packed her bag and flew home. val
oh and jay you cannot threaten people into commenting. it has to be an expression from the heart. you should be ashamed. (but not really. i'm a comment whore. sorry val)
while mr. awesome is still sleeping like a baby, let me be first to warn the "sweet innocent pirate kate" ,the 1/4 master and crew to stay home under the covers because its FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!! keeping a watch on the over 24 year old folks, i remain T. O.
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evidently i have the ganas to be the first commentor. that probably makes me awesome. probably.
happy birthday once again sister. what music did you download with you gift certificate? you'll tell me if you know what's good for you. and, you're 24 now so i hope you do. if you don't...then...grow up.
what's good for the goose is good for the gander,
i'm awesome
i am here against my will. Threaten textually by the infamous Mr. Awesome.
Although, Kate, that cake does look delightful- so, in the end, my day has been brightened by it's fluffy glow. What more could i ask for?
-sseheenda
here's a story for all to enjoy: I ventured out today to work out at the hospital's health club, which i had joined. After checking in, I ask the guy if their is a schedule of aerobic classes offered. He points me in the direction and I grab a couple. Not realizing that there were two different locker rooms for regular work outs and the swimming locker room, I innocently meander into the swimming locker room... hmm... i set down my papers and look around, leave some stuff in there to go work out...An hour later, I walk in to grab my stuff, including my papers, only to find the locker room chock full old women in different stages of nudity. ok..no problem, i'm an adult who has worked in the hospital, i can handle this i think to myself. I'll just quickly grab my papers and leave. As I approach the bench where I left my papers I realize that not only is there a naked old woman there, but her right butt cheek is totally crushing my papers!! Abort! Abort! Forget papers, they are beyond use at this point. So I play the "just checking things out in here" card and dash out as soon as i could.... Moral of the story: don't leave papers lying around, you never know when a naked person is going to sit on them.
PS: I thought this story would be more family friendly than the old man-patient asking me if I THINK he'll be ready to wear his speedo out this summer... how this relates to his KNEE therapy, is beyond my scope of intellect.
happy birthday from your favorite cyberspace uncle, bree is somewhat appalled by the language found on this blog, she packed her bag and flew home. val
em. i laughed. hard. butt cheek papers. that's just gross.
oh and jay you cannot threaten people into commenting. it has to be an expression from the heart. you should be ashamed. (but not really. i'm a comment whore. sorry val)
I'm afraid the purity of this blog is slipping out of Val's tightly gripped fist... oh well. :)
while mr. awesome is still sleeping like a baby, let me be first to warn the "sweet innocent pirate kate" ,the 1/4 master and crew to stay home under the covers because its FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!!
keeping a watch on the over 24 year old folks, i remain T. O.
erin...we miss you.
some of you will appreciate this...
the song "We are one in the bonds of love" has been stuck in my head all morning. i've actually caught myself singing it out loud a couple of times...
...we are one in the bonds of love.
busting out the benediction hymns,
i'm awesome
deep thought -
if the words were "we are one in the bondage of love", could it be be sung as the benediction of a divorce?
pre-mow (as in "before you mow the grass")
alright alright alright. i'll say something.
dang it. nothing to say.
sorry ya'll.
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