P.K. Swarthy (but only on the weekends)
Top a the mornin to ya!
(wait is that pirate speak... hmmm, getting out pirate dictionary... nope!)
Top a the mornin to ya! arrg.
(that's better and definitely more kaptinly)
so i've decided that P.K. Swarthy suits me as yer Kaptin but only on weekends and holidays and any other days that might be considered more casual (ya know when we're not wearin our pirate duds). second matter of business, in light of the recent requests for a few good plank walk'ns, I've decided that my second in command (what were you called again erin?) will be in charge of all such punishments seeing as to how the Kaptin can't be disturbed with such trivial matters as life and death. I've got other things to worry about:
1. maintaining the pirate voice all day long (it's tough, don't doubt that)
2. finding cute black outfits to wear everyday that combine with a pirate vest and dirty ol' boots
3. looking for a ship online that will be suitable for an outfit (not referring to clothes, ya know, like my outfit, my group of pirates, my men, the people i run with, insert your synonym or definition here _____) like mine.
4. practicing getting our song and dance together (the pirates of penzance were real pirates weren't they?)
Ok so all this to say, yes you may call me P.K. Swarthy if Kaptin Marie doesn't suit yer fancy.
posted by kate @ 8:20 AM
8 Comments:
The other thing you need to be thinking about is a name for your boat. I have taken the liberty of generating a list of possible ship names...
feel free to use any of these you like:
Posideon's Lust
The Scream of the Serpent
The Dark Plague
The Horrid Eel
Ocean's Deciet
The Horrid Knave
The Pride of Hell
Night's Pearl
The Poison Doubloon
The Wandering Knave
The Screaming Knave
All of these are quite powerful. I can just hear the peasants now,
"I think that that is Kaptin Marie Swarthy. And look there is her ship, the most dreaded boat in these waters, The Screaming Knave!"
"Oh man, and those boots of her's...They are even more dirtier and ol'ier than had thought that they would be."
"me too"
"you too what"
"i don't know"
"what were we talking about"
peasants...its almost impossible to keep them on task.
The Scurvy Raider of the Sea,
Soy el Conquistador
s.e.c.
you're a tricky one. if you had used "scurvy" as a noun you would have been in big trouble, considering that scurvy, as a noun, means: disease marked by spongy gums, loosening of the teeth, and a bleeding into the skin and mucous membranes and caused by a lack of vitamin C. HOWEVER, you obviously took good notes during 7th grade English. I salute you soy el for keeping me on my grammatical toes and keeping the "webster's online dictionary" web site alive.
On another note: when i read screaming knave it makes me think of "screaming navel" which makes me laugh because I get this picture of belly button lint coming alive and screaming from the navel....um...maybe that was an overshare..oh well!
again the lovely emily louise has allowed soy el c. to lead her down the slut (oops) scurvy p.g.-13, leaning toward r-rated keyboarding. perhaps she is testing the gangplank of lauguage arts to assess how close she is to the edge. " screaming navel" sounds Indian to me kemo sabe!!!! i remain val
ok guys...
i know this a little of the subject of pirates and pirate related activities, but i have something that you all need to check out.
my friends summer and danny (two of sweetest and lovliest people you could ever want to meet in your life ever) have come up with a great business idea..
THE BIRTHDAY SOCK!
what is a birthday sock you ask. well, you all should go to their website and all will be explained with wonderful sketches and other noncessory. it so much fun you just might crap your pants and then buy a birthday sock of your very own or for your loved ones.
...and make sure to enter the win a birthday sock contest.
here is the link:
www.thebirthdaysock.com
spread the love,
soy el birthdayador
I think, that, if pirates had heard of a "birthday sock" they definitely would have used it, because, as all are well aware, pirates looovvvvve finding booty. pirate booty.
emily, seriously. words like booty are unacceptable. this is a family show. don't make me flex my quartermaster muscle and make you walk the plank. or scrub the decks. or dance the hempen jig.
whatever.
way to flex those legalese muscle's quartermaster. you have lunch with emily and WOW she thinks she is allowed to speak her mind? top of the day P.J. Swarthy, do you have a cousin named B. J. Swarthy of the Oregon clan...i remain val
Hey Kids (that includes you Val!) maybe you should get your minds out of the gutter! :)
Main Entry: 1boo·ty
Pronunciation: 'bü-tE
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural booties
Etymology: modification of Middle French butin, from Middle Low German bute exchange
1 : plunder taken (as in war); especially : plunder taken on land as distinguished from prizes taken at sea
2 : a rich gain or prize
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